Hello Internets!

I’ve been asking Jason and Jen to let me write a post on The Dean Files since I learned how to read and write. Man, that reading was easy, but the typing is really difficult with my paws. Once again, my admiration for Keyboard Cat has grown by leaps and bounds.

Speaking of leaps and bounds, I surprised even myself when I make it onto the dining room table and back to my house in the living room before Jason or Jen notice. I love doing that. I also love playing with my bird simulator, trying to look out closed blinds and Classical 101.1 FM.

The past several mornings, I have been trying to help Jen and Jason wake up by licking their faces very persistently. I usually get up at about 4 AM, and I think they should get up too. Usually, though, they gently set me on the ground a couple of times and I let them be. I’ll say, though, that my new home sure beats the heck out of living outside. I get all the love I could ever want, really great food and refreshing, clean water.

The one thing I feel I am missing is my new litterbox. I let Jen and Jason know I wanted one of those cool Modkat boxes like I saw on YouTube. Being the awesome parents they are, they went ahead and ordered one for me - but they are not shipping until the end of summer. I shake my paw at your litterbox delays, ModKat!

Other than that, things are great. I will surely miss Jen and Jason while they are gone on their trip soon, but it will be nice to have some time to myself. Hopefully, my paw typing skill will improve and I can write more often. Until then -

Meow!

- Cosby Dean